I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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