Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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