Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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