i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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