There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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