At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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