ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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