This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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