Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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