just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
