I heard we made out
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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