do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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