hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
