absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
How does one acquire holy water?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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