You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
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