I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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