My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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