I'll bet she douches with gravy.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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