Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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