White coat. Heels.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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