just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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