they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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