I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
My ass is underappreciated
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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