Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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