Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
He's on the porch naked. Help.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
This toilet bowl is my home.
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