Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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