That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Dignity is for republicans.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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