its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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