ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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