just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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