Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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