I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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