On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
either way he was missing a nipple.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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