that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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