Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Randomize
