Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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