we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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