This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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