I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Randomize
