A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I have feelings that need drinking.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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