My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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