I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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