In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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