Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I'm at about main and main street
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
