I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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