I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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