to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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