Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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