Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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