dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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