the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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