What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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