i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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